Speeches by Ghani.

“With this it will be convenient to consider the Government motion to agree with the Lords in their amendments 39B and 39C.”

“I call the shadow Secretary of State.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“If everyone is in their places, in particular Mr Anderson, who seems to have sat on every Bench in the Chamber this afternoon—”

“Well, quite. In that case, I call the Minister to move the motion. Is this your first time at the Dispatch Box, Minister?”

“Well, congratulations and welcome.”

“I call the shadow Secretary of State.”

“Order. A tip for Members: if the word “you” or “your” is in your speech, just cross it out. You are speaking through the Chair. I cannot repeat myself day in, day out. I call the Chair of the Science, Innovation and Technology Committee.”

“Order. Ms Eastwood, it was only at the start of the week that I had to reprimand you twice for using the word “you”, and it has come up twice again.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“Wonderfully done. I call Minister Narayan.”

“Order. An intervention is not a list of items. What is the question? Is there a question?”

““Modesty” and “politicians” are not two words that you often hear in the same sentence. I call Brian Leishman—and I hope your cough is better.”

“I call the shadow Secretary of State for Scotland.”

“Order. The hon. Gentleman must refer to the Minister. He cannot keep saying “you”. It is exhausting.”

“Order. You should learn that one tempers oneself, Sir John.”

“I call Catherine Atkinson. [Interruption.] I call John McDonnell.”

“Sarah Pochin, will you please continue?”

“I can see that the hon. Gentleman in question is shaking his head, so I assume that no swearing has actually taken place. Can he confirm that?”