Speeches by Ghani.

“That is the end of the statement on the middle east.”

“There are about 16 colleagues bobbing. For me to try to get them all in, I will have to reduce the speaking limit again to four minutes. It may reduce again.”

“I call Bob Blackman to wind up the debate.”

“Far too smooth. I call the Minister.”

“Order. As we know, the Doorkeepers know and see everything, and I need to correct the record, because an error was made earlier by the shadow Minister. Paul Kehoe has actually served here for 46 years, not 45. Let me briefly put on record that I miss David Amess a lot. He would come into my office with a toasted teacak…”

“I call the shadow Minister.”

“The coolest speech by far.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“Order. I am trying my best to get everybody in, so the speaking limit is now three minutes.”

“A portion of Southend West was represented by David Amess, and I call the new MP for the area.”

“Colleagues will note that this is a very time-limited debate, so I call for brevity from both Front Benchers and Back Benchers, please.”

“Unfortunately we have run out of time and I need to call the Front Benchers. I call the shadow Secretary of State.”

“Order.”

“Order. I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson, after whom Back Benchers will be on a three-minute speaking limit.”

“I am grateful to the right hon. Member for giving notice of his point of order. It is important that Members receive timely answers to their correspondence. I am sure that those on the Treasury Bench will have noted the right hon. Member’s remarks, and will no doubt respond forthwith. Bill Presented Transport for Londo…”

“I call the Chair of the Defence Committee. There is now a four-minute time limit.”

“There are far too many Members wishing to speak for me to squeeze in before the debate concludes. There will be a sharp speaking limit of four minutes for Back Benchers to begin with, but please note that many colleagues will be disappointed. I call the shadow Minister.”

“Before the Leader of the House responds, in case I misheard, let me say that the shadow Leader of the House knows we do not accuse colleagues of misleading the House. “Inadvertent” is the language.”

“Well, that was interesting. [Laughter.] To correct the record, Sussex Weald is the greatest constituency on Earth. I call Perran Moon.”

“Where do we go from there? I call the shadow Leader of the House.”