Speeches by Ghani.

“Order. Just before the intervention is taken, I must mention the reference to “you”. Surely you are not responding to a question that I have just asked; you are speaking to the Chair. Please continue, Sir Ashley.”

“Order. You must bob if you wish to contribute. I call Rachel Gilmour to make her maiden speech.”

“Fabulous at 60! Mabel, Jesse and your mum will be very proud. Now we have another maiden speech. I call Matt Bishop.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“I call the shadow Minister.”

“Having saved the best till last, I call Jim Dickson.”

“More than 20 people are hoping to get in, so let us keep contributions short and snappy.”

“Order. I am going to try to get everybody in, so let us keep questions really short.”

“I call Andrew Cooper to make his maiden speech.”

“I, too, wish your husband Thomas a happy birthday. Hopefully, that will get you into the good books. I call the previous Sports Minister.”

“I should put on record my thanks to Emily Craig, a gold medallist from my constituency who comes from Mark Cross and for whom Rotherfield recently organised a tea party. If the Minister wants to win a gold medal, she should definitely come to my constituency.”

“I call Vikki Slade to make her maiden speech.”

“I call Sarah Hall to make her maiden speech.”

“The Hansard reporters will definitely need your speech to make sure the spellings are correct. I call Sarah Coombes to make her maiden speech.”

“I call Ben Maguire to make his maiden speech.”

“We are all in awe of Cindy. That was a very powerful speech.”

“It is important to be procedurally correct in the Chamber, and the procedure is: cream first and jam second.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson, Max Wilkinson.”

“I have a little tip for the shadow Minister for future speeches: my husband David and daughter Farah are Arsenal fans.”

“I call Torsten Bell to make his maiden speech.”